Hi kiddies!

Hello my darlings!

How are you all? Good? That's good. I'm not too bad myself, thanks. Bit tired, and it's quite warm today, and they're forecasting thunder. But enough about that!

Recently I've been getting some damn odd junk emails. Not the usual penis enlargements or XXX moms, but something a bit more... random. I've read a lot of stuff from random sentence generators, but they don't really read like any I've seen, but wherever they come from and however they were made, they make opening my junk emails a bit more fun.

Enjoy!