Where it all began...

So I was at college checking my emails, when I came across this in my inbox. Entitled 'joust razor', I was a wee bit puzzled. It didn't sound like herbal viagra, and it didn't look like naked women, so I opened it up to find out more. And so it all began...

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Is it coded? Is it profound? Or is it just a pile of shit? I think the latter, personally, but never mind!